On Reasons of Friendship, or Lack Thereof

During a telephone conversation.

Friend: I just hate him so much. He’s so fucking boring and clueless!

Me: (laughs) Oh darling, you’ve got to learn how to form an opinion.

(brief silence)

Friend: Wasn’t that an opinion, what I just said?

(awkward silence)

Me: Remind me again why we’re friends?

(another awkward silence, after which I hung up)

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