If you’re a slut, then be one. Of course you’re free to be whoever and whatever you want to be, baby, just don’t claim that you’re so in love with me because honestly, committing to a mutually exclusive serious relationship (gasp!, gosh!, and egad!) does not go hand-in-hand with sluttery.
“I wanted you bad, I’m so through with that
Cause honestly you turned out to be the best thing I never had
Oh, you turned out to be the best thing I never had
And I’m gon’ always be the best thing you never had
Oh baby, I bet it sucks to be you right now”
Best Thing I Never Had – Beyonce Knowles
Oh, thank God I’m pretty.